February 2012
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shadowscometodance:
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
havisham:
#guys #come on #it doesn’t count if it’s posthumous
dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
The Oscars should win a Gary Oldman.
“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not...”
– Terry Pratchett (via magentastories)
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
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kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me