January 2012
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Me: hello is anyone there
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
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synecdoche:
To prepare for a world in which the internet has shut down, I actually left my apartment and it was cold and things were expensive and I had to pay to watch bad USA original programs and people looked at me funny for being drunk so early and I didn’t see a single cat so I went back inside.
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smythecriminal:
MEGAUPLOAD IS DOWN, THE INTERNET HAS FALLEN. THEY...
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In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you...
itotallyrelate:
COME HITHER MY FRIEND!
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“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
– Leonardo DiCaprio to Leonardo DiCaprio (via shana—e)
#you’ll get em next century tiger
(via toastems)
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If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
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horkbajir:
Toto - Africa
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